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Чувство юмора у владельцев собак очень развито! Работать с ними приятно и весело. Хочу поделиться  дорожными историями и с вами.

Я приобрела себе автомобиль, чтобы было удобно ездить с собаками. Сейчас я перевожу своих хвостатых на субару форестер. Кузов «универсал» и собачьи морды видны мне в заднее стекло, а мои песики не страдают он жары и холода в багажнике, да и салон авто, относительно чистый.

Мои хвостатые в тойоте авенсис
Мои хвостатые в тойоте авенсис

Но так было не всегда, я ездила на тойоте авенсис. Моя такса ездила на переднем сиденье. И вот тормозит меня инспектор ДПС. Я останавливаюсь, отстегиваю ремень безопасности, и такса тут же запрыгивает ко мне на ручки. И начинает облаивать инспектора.

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Я попыталась выйти из машины, чтобы показать документы. Но инспектор жестами показал мне, что я могу ехать, а выходить из автомобиля мне не следует. Я открыла окно и спросила, что происходит. Инспектор сказал, что ужасно боится собак и чтобы я уезжала со своим «крокодилом».

В дорогу я всегда беру воду, чтобы поить собак. Нашла отличное решение, теперь переливать в миску воду не нужно. Бутылка с крышкой-миской. Удобно, практично — советую! Стоит такая бутылка 890 рублей

poilka
С такой поилкой миска под воду не нужна

Мы ехали на занятия с моей овчаркой, она как обычно ехала в багажнике. И меня остановил инспектор ДПС. После просмотра моих документов, он так по-хозяйски подошел к багажнику и попросил его открыть. А там собака!

Я его предупредила об этом. Он спросил: «Что живая?!». Конечно, живая. Тогда он отошел, на безопасное, как ему показалось расстояние, и попросил посмотреть, как там себя чувствует собака.

Собака мирно спала и подняла на меня свою сонную мордаху. Инспектор удивился, отдал документы, пожал плечами и ушел.

А эту историю мне рассказали хозяева собак.

Семейная пара поехала на машине на выставку собак в другой город. На обратном пути они остановились. Жена пошла с собачкой налево, выгулять собаку в лесу, а муж, как водится – направо.

Видимо, о чем то задумавшись, муж сел в машину и уехал. Оставив жену с собачкой в лесу. Через полчаса езды по трассе он заметил, что жена долго молчит. Когда он обернулся, то понял, что ни жены, ни собаки в машине нет!

Телефон жена оставила в машине. Он вернулся за ними. На трассе стояли его злая супруга и собака, которая очень обрадовалась, когда увидела своего забывчивого хозяина.

Видео регистратор снимает всю дорогу! Незаменимая в автомобиле вещь! Отличный подарок мужчинам за 1990 рублей.

Истории от читателей:

Еленка

На утро после рождества везу двух своих хвостиков на дрессировку. Останавливает инспектор, скучно ему стало на пустой дороге, чуть опускаю стекло и … прямо из-за моей головы в лицо бедному дпс-нику с оглушительным лаем летят две бородатые черные морды!!! Они пристегнуты, но он-то об этом не знает… Эффект, я вам скажу был ВАУ! Пришлось выходить из машины, чтобы показать документы)))

Асни

Я ехала со знакомой в ее хонде. На заднем сиденье — русские псовые борзые! Ну и у меня на ручках на переднем — моя грейка.

Удивлению обгоняющих нас автомобилистов не было предела: с водительского сиденья в окно высовывалась счастливая борзая морда.

Некоторые водители ощутимо виляли по дороге. Некоторые сигналили.

Все забыли о том, что бывают праворульные машины.

Сергей Грошевскитй

Тоже как то ехал по пустой дороге, на переднем сидении сидела моя стафтерьер не пристегнутая. Тормозит инспектор, подаю документы в окно, а инспектор мне: » Почему пассажир не пристегнут?» — «Виноват!» Пристегиваю ремнем. Отдает документы — «Езжайте!» И все это с серьезным лицом.

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